About

Welcome to my tiny bit of the internet, where ninety percent of the shit that escapes from this brain remains unpublished, to die when this laptop eventually does.

I make things, I craft things, and indulge in the odd longer and less filmic personal blog post over here.

I perform comedy burlesque, strip storytelling and silent storytelling at cabaret nights. Not so great at the whole seductive ecdysiast routine, as I’m shit at choreography and have no real grace of movement

I occasionally contribute to Live For Films, and Attack Ships On Fire. Rubbished a Bond legend over at ReelScotland once. I am now banned for life.